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Pierre and Marie
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out or a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says : " Pierre, kiss me ! " Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. " What are you doing, Pierre ? ", says the startled Marie. " I am Pierre, the fighter pilot ! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine ! " She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says : " Pierre, kiss me lower. " Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. " Pierre ! What are you doing ? ", asks the bewildered Marie. " I am Pierre, the fighter pilot ! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine ! " They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers : " Pierre, kiss me lower ! " Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously : " PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ? " Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says : " I am Pierre, the fighter pilot ! When I go down, I go down in flames ! "

Dikirim Oleh : Somba
Pada Tanggal : 19 Feb 99
Sudah Dilihat : 982 kali

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lia	20 Jul 10 Jam 9 Lewat 45 Menit
	Idiot! she mightve bad hair in her *&$&^... KHI..KHI..KHI..KHI..KHI..